Buster Cunningham: Some say he was raised by wolves, others that he is the reincarnation of none other than Sir Ernst Shackleton. Regardless of where you stand, he will probably grope your mom if she's all flirty. Graduate of Miskatonic University.
Professor Wunderland: Ph.D. Mammology, M.I.T. Honorary degree from Oxford for work done in "...being a scholar and a pimp." Currently on a lecture tour titled "Making the System Work for You: Rhetoric of a Bad-Ass". Dislikes puppies but likes your mom. Highest recorded B.A.C. State of Michigan Highway Patrol record holder at .404. Very ticklish and therefore hates to be touched.
Dr. Petepat: Basshead, simple country boob-doctor. Previously reigned as Ms. Argentina (1976). Personal assisstant to Manuel Noriega (1977-83).
Hurricane Charlie: Chronic Cinnamon Toast Crunch abuser. World reknown expert on 15th century Welsh rowing dirges. Known for violent outbursts at funerals. Prone to eating cosmetic supplies. Has a giant collection of enormous hats. Considered armed and dangerous. Also seen molesting a dog. Suspected Al Quaeda operative.
Professor Wunderland: Ph.D. Mammology, M.I.T. Honorary degree from Oxford for work done in "...being a scholar and a pimp." Currently on a lecture tour titled "Making the System Work for You: Rhetoric of a Bad-Ass". Dislikes puppies but likes your mom. Highest recorded B.A.C. State of Michigan Highway Patrol record holder at .404. Very ticklish and therefore hates to be touched.
Dr. Petepat: Basshead, simple country boob-doctor. Previously reigned as Ms. Argentina (1976). Personal assisstant to Manuel Noriega (1977-83).
Hurricane Charlie: Chronic Cinnamon Toast Crunch abuser. World reknown expert on 15th century Welsh rowing dirges. Known for violent outbursts at funerals. Prone to eating cosmetic supplies. Has a giant collection of enormous hats. Considered armed and dangerous. Also seen molesting a dog. Suspected Al Quaeda operative.