Buster Cunningham: Some say he was raised by wolves, others that he is the reincarnation of none other than Sir Ernst Shackleton. Regardless of where you stand, he will probably grope your mom if she's all flirty. Graduate of Miskatonic University.
Professor Wunderland: Ph.D. Mammology, M.I.T. Honorary degree from Oxford for work done in "...being a scholar and a pimp." Currently on a lecture tour titled "Making the System Work for You: Rhetoric of a Bad-Ass". Dislikes puppies but likes your mom. Highest recorded B.A.C. State of Michigan Highway Patrol record holder at .404. Very ticklish and therefore hates to be touched.
Dr. Petepat: Basshead, simple country boob-doctor. Previously reigned as Ms. Argentina (1976). Personal assisstant to Manuel Noriega (1977-83).
Hurricane Charlie: S/E Michigan born and raised. Rocking the drums is how he spends most of his day.
Professor Wunderland: Ph.D. Mammology, M.I.T. Honorary degree from Oxford for work done in "...being a scholar and a pimp." Currently on a lecture tour titled "Making the System Work for You: Rhetoric of a Bad-Ass". Dislikes puppies but likes your mom. Highest recorded B.A.C. State of Michigan Highway Patrol record holder at .404. Very ticklish and therefore hates to be touched.
Dr. Petepat: Basshead, simple country boob-doctor. Previously reigned as Ms. Argentina (1976). Personal assisstant to Manuel Noriega (1977-83).
Hurricane Charlie: S/E Michigan born and raised. Rocking the drums is how he spends most of his day.